Sometimes I forget whether I live in Huntington Beach, California or Hicksville, Louisiana.
Case in point, I had a customer come through the drive-thru yesterday and order a chicken grilled stuft burrito with nacho cheese in it. He came up to the window and said the following to me:
"You gonna put that nacho sauce in there right? I like the cheese, I just can't have the chips because I ain't got no front teeth."
First of all, I'm loving that double negative. Second, after he said that, he opened his mouth and flashed me a very disturbing smile where he gave me a front-row view of his toothless upper gum, as if he thought I didn't believe that he ain't got no front teeth, or maybe he thought I needed further visual aid in order to get his dilemma across to me. In any case, I'm scarred for life. You would be too if you had this leering at you a mere couple of feet from your face.
I done seen you starin' at mah tooth!