Assorted Hodge-Podge

I've made up these little tidbits over time, but never had a chance to work them in a blog, so I figured I'd just give them a short blog of their own.


A Self-Help Book That Will Never Be Written:

10 Habits of Highly Effective Migratory Vegetation - by Lettuce Leaf


A Book of Modern Innovations That Will Never Be Written:

Yellow Bait - by P. Fischer



Two Random Jokes I came up with:


Q. What did the leprous pimp say to his feet?

A. Yo, where my toes at?


Q. What do you call a Web Browser for those with especially profane mouths?

A. Intourette Explorer.