A Self-Help Book That Will Never Be Written:
10 Habits of Highly Effective Migratory Vegetation - by Lettuce Leaf
A Book of Modern Innovations That Will Never Be Written:
Yellow Bait - by P. Fischer
Two Random Jokes I came up with:
Q. What did the leprous pimp say to his feet?
A. Yo, where my toes at?
Q. What do you call a Web Browser for those with especially profane mouths?
A. Intourette Explorer.